i literally had the best dream imaginable last night??? j. smith-cameron and kieran culkin were fooling around on set after filming the last episode and then they took their clothes off and threw themselves on a bed and they were laughing the entire time. they kept joking around with each other and then j. rolled over onto kieran and they started making out LIKE REALLY MAKING OUT and afterwards kieran had red lipstick all over his face and they were belly laughing and having literally the best time. and j. said “this is for the fans”
i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick